My Buddies Problem (R-Rated)(Not for work or kids)

for you my friend i would suggest
only hookers, complete sluts, or fatties.

well elbine you are a lot like me too. im 28 now and have been through some rough times, still am, but i have a great chick now.

i can tell you, you just have to get out there... like i mentioned in a previous topic, i found online dating sites a lot of fun... it's a ton easier hittin on girls in a message... you can edit it all you want before you send it! lol still have to work on talking too... i've opened up out of my shell a bit, really what i think it is, i've hit a point where i dont care what others think of me (to a certain point), i think of it as 'will this be the worst thing they have ever heard... probably not, giver!'.

it is very much true that the asholes get all the puss puss, and the nice guy damn near always loses... but you have to find that happy medium, and or keep searching to find that right chick.

about your previous relationship, well sometimes people do change. i had a g/f of almost 6 years (she was my first, in both ways!), well i had a couple g/f's a month here, month there during grades 7 and up, but yeah. i found the myth is pretty true... the 2 year itch. you really find out if you can put up with the person if you move in together and see them on a daily basis. i found my ex just had too much attitude and rage (took after her dad), and i thought to myself, 'am i gonna put up with this for life?', i had put a 'promise ring' on her at the 2 or 3 year mark too... well i decided after a few more fights i couldnt deal with it for life, and so we split. i have had second thoughts about it in previous years when i was pretty down, but i know there is much better out there, and my present wifey is great! it would take a lot for me to trade her in!!! lol

time for the get layed bus to arrive !!! lol

OUTTA the way if these 3 chicks are on this bus i got Dibs!!! lol .



CLASSIC!!!

Is this still an issue? and my god boy get in there..

Go to the clubs with your buddies, loosen up and just go for it. If you get turned down try another one. After your first one the second will come like second nature <--- literally. HAHA
Try out a bigger girl, they try HARD to please and they have the softest, wettest mouths Trust me.

Also its not true about the assholes getting all the poontang, ive always been good to the ones i've hooked up with it's worked for me.

hahaha good one to bring back from the dead

ill second the fatty one.... i mean shit, i think ive thrown it to a fattie or two on accident, thats how easy it is.... now, to me as a self respecting guy id never wife up with a fatty, but that dont mean i havent taxed one or two, ill tell you what though, some of the best "mouth hugs" come from big girls, and half the time they ask YOU to do it. hahah. they never know when there gonna get some tube snake again, so they act like its gonna be there last.... just make sure the lights are off, and that she has her own ride too/from your place. ha

I see the problem.
He's not a member on here.
Good chance he doesn't has a B?
Get a B, problem solved!!!!!!

What oh, you mistook my point... not because he'll have so much tang thrown at him with his sweet B... it's because he'll forget all about them as he dissects his B finding out what's making that noise!

Real advice? Go to the local pony/horse club, plenty of fit girls who have a hobby (so they won't nag (pun) you about yours) and they're already proving that they can look after another animal. (and have the means to PAY for the damn things... or a rich daddy who does ) You'll be the second ranked animal but second beats nothing.
Horses are also retarded, therefore they create lots of DRAMA, girls LOVE DRAMA, so with a horse they have READY MADE DRAMA and SELF PERPETUATING DRAMA which is nice as they won't CREATE DRAMA just to have some. Which is nice, the DRAMA will be there but it won't be YOUR DRAMA.

Yes, I'm a genius.

Yes, my missus has a horse.
She is also fit and I still have 2 motorbikes (onroad/offroad), 1 ute (not running), lawn feature (garden car), mountain bike and just brought a whopping great stereo. All of these things she does not like, but she has a horse which fills her life with drama so she doesn't complain.

My hands are sore from all the high fives.

Oh he IS a member on here.
elbine69, well then my first part of the last post was TRUE except you seem to CARE for some reason, is your truck running well? Someone break something on his truck, for his sake and ours.
Or follow the second part of the last post, nothing to lose and some horses are ok.

Jenko - Mrs. Cusser has a horse, actually two. And what you state is pretty correct, expect I'm the financial backing for the horse. There's a sign in the hall bathroom that states: I used to have money, now I have horses".

OK, horse places, including sleep-inducing horse shows, where the gals wear the tightest riding pants, are not a bad idea. I'd also recommend co-ed sports leagues (volleyball, softball, tennis, the gym) because good to get a gal who has hobbies and a life besides hanging out at bars.

Don't be afraid to approach strangers in stores, whatever, because if unsuccessful, you'll likely never see that person again. Gals like a guy who's funny too; Tell them you realize that you're a stranger, but haven't yet been told that you're "stranger than everyone else", break the ice. Gals LOVE to TALK, way more than me rrealize, and they like to be listened to, and asked about stuff they've been talking about. Go to the park with your dog (puppy better, like cocker spaniel), or approach gals walking their dogs, focus your conversation first about the dog. Jenko is correct: the horse, the dog, etc. will ALL out-rank you, that's the universal truth.

Don't try to move too fast either, the better-quality gals don't want to be thught of as slutty most times, and honestly, the guy feels more special when the gal doesn't just "do" everyone.

Realize, from my own experiences, now that I'm old: I'd say at least 80% of my girlfriends, including both Mrs. Cussers, didn't like me at first. Mrs. Cusser #1 was a neighbor, went over one night to ask her to join a group doing an activity, told her we'd need to leave in 15 minutes; she had just gotten out of the shower, but I didn't see anything through the bathrobe, and she said she couldn't get ready in such a short time, etc., so I said "you now have 14 minutes". She got ready.

Mrs. Cusser #2 worked in my building, I asked her if she wanted to go bicycle-riding over the 3-day weekend, as she had stopped smoking and had recently broken up with her boyfriend (I had heard). Naively, she had ZERO IDEA that I wanted to get in her pants - no, you slower folks, I'm not a cross-dresser !!! . So you never know....