My Buddies Problem (R-Rated)(Not for work or kids)

for me picking up girls comes and goes... sometimes i've got all the right words, all the right moves, and sometimes i dont. definitely BE YOURSELF. dont hide who you are as a person, because if you do, either as you open up, you might seem to change to the one your with, or you'll end up being someone you arent and that wont make you happy. at his age, if he discloses that hes still a virgin that might scare her off, but with the right girl that wont matter to her and she'll either go easy on you, or go easy for 2 mins and then rock your world. is he somewhat intimidated by women? if so, dress fly, go out, talk to several girls, but really you need to portray confidence and that you dont care what they think of you, that they need to make themselves stand out to you. make them vie for your attention. i dunno... be yourself, find your groove, and be confident. and make sure you've got more to say than "you're pretty".

Don't forget ALL women are teh psychoness

hey the last one i had was a little bigger and she did rock my world...best damn waxed "crack" iv ever had

So 82 you road the Wave eh !! Hey I got with a heavy chick - it was suposed to be strictly N.S.A after the second meetup she became a pyscho. saying she wanted me to meet all her friends etc etc . I said no the agreement was n.s.a That means i don't meet your friends and family lol .

lower your standards, up your average!!!!

wait a sec... when you say she gave you the best 'waxed crack'... oh never mind i just got it... she was clean shaven, not she liked to give rim jobs...lol

i say stick to rosey and her 5 sisters as soon as you git in where you fit in.....nothin but trouble from there on out

Lmao lower your standards and up your average. This is funny funny stuff.







-justin

lol ya thats what i meant...totally..na ..but ya just stick to being yourself if you really want to get some thing that you will regret getting cuz you cant have it as much as you would like, sometimes i wish i never had have sex cuz then i wouldnt know what im missing... enjoy the fact you dont know what your missing, because for the lest of us guys that have had it and are not getting it right now(we know who we are guys) its a killer feeling and sux <img src="{SMILIES_PATH}/icon_redface.gif" alt=":oops:" title="Embarassed" /><!-- s:oops: -->

haha good shit there