My Buddies Problem (R-Rated)(Not for work or kids)

So as we speak i am talking to a good friend of mine that is a member on here. Not going to mention any names unless he comes out and says it. He is 23 yrs old and has never been graced with a females internal goodness. He thinks he is just too nice and would love some advice. Here is our latest conversation.

Me: id say with 23yrs of trying that way maybe its time to try somethin different

Him: well its only been like 2 years of trying
shit i saw some real live boobs in my face like a year and half ago haha
for the first time haha
man i suck at life i just realized

Me: lmao that paragraph is just aweome

Him: haha

Me: can i save it for bscene?

Him: sure i dont give a shit haha
not like its gonna make me feel bad haha



I figured i would open it up for discussion to all of you ladies men out there. I understand this could get very very dirty and funny but lets try to keep it to a realistic level of class haha. What kind of advice can you guys give him?




P.S. Mods i am sorry for this but it must be done haha. I mean how can you read this and delete and not feel the need to help a brotha out?

-Justin

hire a hooker....take the game of it all away

well i can say 'different strokes for different folks'. some people think more often with the small head, and others not always so often. i'm a mix of both, i mean i like to have a chick around, but i also like to not have a chick around...lol do my own thing (i was trying to think, but there's almost not a way that that doesnt sound like a masturbation issue... damn it), but i mean like most girls dont want a hand in working on a vehicle or getting dirty working on something else, and sometimes you just wanna drink/hang out with a guys.

Ha ha (delete).


J/k, I'm all for helping a brother out. Might have to do some select "editing" thou.

haha linn with this crowd i say that is a very safe assumption.






-justin

is say get some KY lube up the #@$.....wrap it in duct tape and have at it no need to break the ice

wow...as for help..im lost my self..iv tryed the nice guy( thats me normaly) iv tryed the hardass, and iv tryed the asshole,none worked well, the only thing iv seen work is being yourself,not shying down, i know this is a hard thing to do, it has takin me a long time to learn it, and im still learning...just be tell him to be himself, there is someone out there for everyone and it takes time but start as friends and work in to a relationship,this is what i F**KED up in the last one

haha.

well he could go the "no standards" route. and find a bigger girl to put the screws too. fattys at clubs are usually down for whatever haha.

he could look on craigslist haha. serious though. try other websites

and last but not least....the old rufie trick. or some "x" LOL. that might not be legal though. check with your local district attourney. haha.

you know what the problem is with p*ssy.....beforei had some (back in the day in h.s.) i was happy and didnt need it. and now after the very first time i got some.....ive needed it like crack ever since haha. its a double edged sword my friends LOL

Hunter that is probably the best most awesome post i have ever seen you post!!!! well put







-Justin

i agree! it is a lot like crack! (i actually have no personal experience, so just hear say)

or is it more of a slit? hmmm