the stupidest mistakes you've made

i want to here from lance. come on lance what kind of stupid mistakes have you made.



-justin

okay there has been a wave of some new blood in the past few weeks so im givin this the ole bumpity bump so i can get some more laughs




-justin

i bought someone elses project.....

the worst thing i have done was i shaved my door handles on my yota and shut the door not thinking that i forgot to hook up the battery so i could get in. i got really mad and broke the driverside door window and then my dad walked over to the passenger side and pulled the door open because i didnt shut that one yet

not something i did but my friend did. he gets pissed everytime i bring it up. back when he ran Late Models at the local circle track, he had to rebuild the motor right before the last race of the season. got it all finished and took the car on the track for practice the day of the race to break in the motor. it didnt make it half a lap around the track before it blew. they brought it in and were trying to diognose the problem. pulled the valve cover off and there was little blue fibers everywhere in the motor. it turns out the he accidentally left a blue shop towel in the motor when he put it back together. that motor was f**ked up

kind of sounds like those horror stories of docs doin surgery on people and leaving there 12" scissors in there




-justin

does it ever make you uneasy that what doctors do is called "practice"?

my biggest mistake was about 10 years ago,

i was lowering the truck some more, pulled the leafs and cranked the T-bars some more, i was using a the factory jack, and i pulled out the jack stand and started winding down the jack as fast as i could, i was excited to see what it looked like, i was watching the wheel to see the gap dissapear, then the jack lost all tension and i figured i was all the way down, my arms were tired and sore, but lookin at the truck, it didnt seem right, i was thinking to myself "WTF it sits higher then it did before" so i went and looked around to see what the problem was and i found my jack stand was under the rocker panel in front of the pinch under the extended cab part of the truck, i fuckin shit my self!! with arms still tired i cranked that jack up as fast as possible saying to myself " mike, ur a fucking idiot over and over again, by the time i got the truck up high enough to get the stand out i could barely lift my arms to pull out the stand out from under the truck, now i was pissed, i caved in the rocker and made a hole right through it, i spent 3 days pulling it out hte best i could, but a few months later i had the truck painted and they fixed it all for me

Selling my b2200. Man i pissed at myself for selling it

damn mike i watched a guy jack his car up to rotate the tires by the floorboard. i tried to tell him but he was always right kind of guy. gave it about 5 pumps and wam she hit the ground and the jack went through the floorboard. what a jack ass



-justin