Good comeback

shoulda told her this was your play toy and u have a million dolla cuda in the garage, chopped shaved n channeled LOL.

i just tell them to read the sticker

I got asked "why would you do that to a perfectly good truck" by som 357 year old man in a wal- mart parking lot. Then i looked him in the eye for like five seconds, put my hands over my ears, got in the fetal position and started yelling "It's the voices again, they wont leave me alone" Freaking old guy ran away pushing his shoppin cart. He musta thought i was possesed or something, freaking hilarious!!

dependin on the type of person who asks the dumb a$$ question...i juss tell em its a black thing...you wouldn't understand. lol the race card is fun to play sometimes.

if they ask me why i ruined it, i'd ask "if i put your cool hubcaps on my truck will that fix it?"

when i get the "does it have hydrolics?" i tell em no...its pneumatics. nothin like lookin at someone with a dumbfounded look on their face cause they don't know what the word means

I dragged in to a weekend 50's and 60s era car meet and my friend said the woman next to him asked " did his axle break he replied laughing "no it has airbags" she then replied "OOOOOOOOOO hydrolics" I got outa the truck and said it rides on a cushin of air and walked away she had the most peplexed look on her face