Good comeback

Whats the purpose of you putting your car so close to the ground?
I can get layed.

Why does your car look like that?
So it doesnt look like everyone elses...oh actually kinda like how your car looks.

(If I had a truck bd'd and low as hell)
Whats the point of your truck laying on the ground?
Ever see a girl in a miniskirt try to get in?

"Somebody had to do it"
"Because its Wednesday"
"THOSE DAMN ALIENS"

its not your money dont worry about it.

"Why would you do that to a truck?"....."Last time I checked the roads were paved!"

i always wanted to make a sticker saying
"re-engineered to perfection" since all the companies talk about their engineering and stuff

I pulled into a gas station in my truck and aired it out at the pump. When I got out the lady next to me asked "Did all your tires just go flat?" A different time , I used to have a Neon with a 2 pump setup with a whammy tank and it took up most of the trunk. The gas door was shaved and relocated into the trunk so I would have to open the trunk to fill up and you could see all the hydro equipment. Anyway me and a friend were on our way to a show when we stopped at this gas station to get gas. While I was filling up the older gas station attendant happened to walk past and look in, he said "Whats that in the trunk?" and my friend looked a him straight faced and said "Its a bomb!" He quickly walked into the gas station so I hurried up and topped off and ran in to pay and tell him that it was not a bomb and just the hydros. I don't think that he knew what hydros were so we got the hell out of there as soon as we paid.

Some of the comments I have got with the car...
"You're crazy"
"That is origional"
"Your car is on fire"
"Do you have a flamethrower under it"
And a guy argued with me about the year of the car or that I did a frontened swap. I have never had any negative comments like I have had with my trucks.

"what did you say, i dont speak honkey..." (if your OTW...Other Than White)
"your mothers a man"
"your mother was definately tighter than your sister"
"i hope you get hit by a bus full of imagrants.."

I know its no direct response, but it normally shuts them up....

Edited: 3/15/2006 11:44:52 PM by MidnightMike

why would u ruin a perfectly good truck?so i dont have to help my buddys move, or carry the shit for them

or

i didnt ruin it, and it wasnt perfect,... i made it better, its perfect now, u should try it some time, have a nice day!

Originally posted by d4k0t4



I could say "bodydropcris did my truck" and they will be like "i understand why its ruined now"