Good comeback

The worst thing is when people say. Does that thing have hydraulics. i mean wtf

you're just mad cause you are gay

WHATEVA! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!

Originally posted by specv02



The worst thing is when people say. Does that thing have hydraulics. i mean wtf

Yo, Make it BOUNCE! Fuckin people suck at life.

yea i get this shit alot cause i bagged a "luxery" vehicle. i tell them i payed for it ill do what i please' or when a 170 year old woman asks about it and you tell her its to get the pussy, priceless

theres great lines such as

... Chuck Norris told me if I didnt he would eat the first born of every family of the town I live in

or

... oh hell this is nothing, you should what happened to the car I had, repo man wouldnt even take it back

or the timeless classic

... cause it stikes up conversation with complete strangers .... wanna butt fuck ?

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because "George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man"

because i like getting your girls panties thrown at me

I haven