Good comeback

i say ...... damn man when i get home ill check out the title... but im sure it has my name on it & not yours... so ill do to it what i want !

oh yea, and other comments i get are, "why do you drive a minivan?"

the truck only has 85 horsepower. What else was I suppose to do with it?

i just shrug my shoulders and smile

sometimes i like to speak jibberish and see how long they will sit there and listen. or you can always pull out a dollar bill and hand it to them and tell them to give it to their mom for last night ...and she can keep the change...
or my favorite....give'em the finger

why did u ruin a perfectly good truck?? ....because i like to now fu*k you and have a good day

I had to get in touch with my inner child.........

"how do you frive that thing?"


"very carefully", as i pull of layed out

How do you get over speed bumps? I don't I park it and walk the rest of the way.

Why did you ruin a perfectly good truck? I swear it was stock when I went into the store, i'll have to get them to check the tapes.