Good comeback

"Yeah its ruined, all the loads of gravel fall right through the huge hole in the bed."

"thank god for the lemon law"

freakin idiots

I ruined a pefectly good truck so chevy ford and dodge (and all the others)can sell soccer moms trucks with 20s on them

"last i checked you had lambo doors buddy"
or
"i was trying to make it easier for your mom to get in"
"for the bitches my man, for the bitches"

Yo Momma

"i kept loosing my truck in the mall parking lot"
"better gas mileage"

an old couple asked me where the other half of my rim was and i said,"the bed ate em" and they actually beleived me!

^^^

i didn't ruin anything...it wasn't "perfectly good" unitl i ripped it upart and rebuilt it!

Damn factory with there "stock" parts