Nigerian Scam time

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Nigerian Scam time
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SuperCharged6MT
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LMFAO!!!!!!!! That is purely classic!
555 avatar
555
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Her response:

David,

Please forget about me and don't marry me. I can see you are not to be trusted. You told lie that you write a letter to the lawyer but when i ask him he said you did not write him any letter. Do you think that without you i cannot see help. please leave me and don't write me again.

Linda.
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Spngr311
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Dammit, there goes our fun. Too bad she can't be email bombed and her account flooded with spam.
555 avatar
555
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my response:

Dear Linda,
No, I must have you, I have passionate feelings for you!!! Come to america and live with me. I will contact my aid who helps me find people (he is a part time bounty hunter) and get your address and have the US embassy come get you and have you shipped to me, so that we can be wed and live together forever. Please give me a few days to find you, I cannot wait to hold you in my arms and make passionate love with you.
Yours forever

David
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baggedmitsu
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heres my newest letter...i dont have copies of my reponses..but my went more like this.....GO TO HELL YOU FUCKEN DIRTBAG SONG OF A BITCH...ID KILL YOU IF I HAD THE CHANCE LOL.

HERES THE LETTER REGARDING MY FORD FOR SALE.

Sorry for my late response. My transfer letter came lately on Tuesday. I work With WHO (World Health Organization).So I will be leaving for Spain today.I have Moak
with what i saw regarding the details that you have sent to me and am pleased with it, i do believed that i am much going to enjoyed the Ford.

I have made arrangement for the payment and shipping of the 72 FORD F100 , My client will issue you a cashier's check on my behalf.He will issue a cashier's check for $9,550.I will offer you $4,500, When you receive the check you will deduct your funds and send the rest balance via bank transfer, money gram or western union to the moving and forwarding company that will handle the shipping of the 72 FORD F100 . I would have been happy if my client issue you separate checks.But it takes 21working days for a cashier's to clear in Western Europe(The moving and forwarding company is locate! d in Western Europe)Note that charges incurred for sending the excess funds via bank transfer, money gram or western union to the shipping company will be deducted from my excess funds. So you can go ahead and contact the moving and forwarding company via e mail so that you request for the information that you will use in sending the excess funds to them and furnish them with the address that the 72 FORD F100,will be pick up from.There e mail address is shippingexpress@consultant.com Attention the mail to Mr Mike Zazworksy.Please confirm the name and address that the cashier's check will be made out to.Thanks for your patience and understanding.I will always keep in touch.



In a message dated 3/1/2006 3:27:29 AM Pacific Standard Time, inamotomotors@yahoo.co.uk writes:
Good Day,
How do you do?Good i hope. thanks for your uplifting! email in my higher interest in purchasing your 72 FORD F100 that you have mentioned still available on sale. i will like to know the general present details regarding it with the digital pics along with the millage. what is your asking final price that you which is the best you want to sale for?Kindly give me directions on how i can get to your place so that i can come inspect it tomorrow or next, i am much great full in hearing from you. am located in the U.S. awaiting your swift responses.thanks. have a great day.
Warmest Regards

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555
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Edited: 3/3/2006 9:14:07 AM by 555

Send em the tubgirl photo or the goatse haha
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STUD1Y
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The last email i got about trying to get my truck...

I told them only if they let me do their wife.

they wouldn't