Nigerian Scam time

i just got one yesterday
Dear Friend,

I am Legate Chidi, Bank Manager of Zenith Bank,Lagos,Nigeria.I have urgent
and very confidential business proposition for you. On June 6, 1997, a
Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation, Mr.Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve
calendar months, valued at US$26,500,000.00, (Twenty-six Million, five
hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine
notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month,we
sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an
automobile accident.On further investigation, I found out that he died
without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was
fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly
did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents,including
his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$26,500,000.00 has
carefully been moved out of my
bank to a security company for safekeeping.No one will ever come forward to
claim it. According to Nigerian Law,at the expiration of 8 (eight) years,
the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody
applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as an Foreigner to stand
in as the owner of the money I deposited it in a security company in two
trunk boxes though the security company does not know the contents of the
boxes as I tagged them to be photographic materials for export. I am writing
you because I as a public servant (Manager with the bank), I cannot operate
a foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m. I want to
present you as the owner of the boxes in the security company so you can be
able to claim them with the help of my attorney. This is simple.I will like
you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney
will prepare the necessary documents which will put you in place as the as
the owner of the boxes. The money will be moved out for us to share in the
ratio of 70% for me and 30% for you. There is no risk at all as all the
paperwork for this transaction will be done by the Attorney and this will
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are
interested, please reply immediately via my email address
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant
documents that will help you understand the transaction. Please observe
utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most
profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest
my share in your country.(Buying of properties like houses,hotels etc)
Please do send me your private/mobile telephone fax number so that we can
have a smooth communication.

Thanks and regards.

Legate Chidi,
Manager,
Zenith Bank International Plc.

tell her she needs to give ya some ass then mouth :ATM:

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Originally posted by Russ-D



You should go here

These guys are PROS at jerking nigerian chains. THey had one guy tie a rock to his dick and take pictures with 5 gallon pickle buckets on his head. You have to register, but the best ones are sooo worth it. Like the guy who contracted to "buy" 1000 computers with a fake cashiers check, so they sent him three appliance boxes FULL of junk, like old washing machines and any heavy garbage they could find. It was sent shipping due. hahahaha

THIS SITE IS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS! SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE NEEDS TO CHECK THIS OUT, THEY HAVE SOME FUNNY AUDIO CLIPS AS WELL FROM PHONE CALLS WITH SCAMMERS!

-JONWR

UPDATE:

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your agree to help me. I do not know you before neither do i know your name. But i pray that God will be with us so that we will succeed in this business. I need your help and i promise you that you will never regret to know me.

Naturally, you have to exercise some doubt as we have never met before neither have you heard of me before you receive my mail. But i think that is the way that God wants it for both us. I want us to know each other very well and i pray that we have a good time as we go on in this business.

i have attached my photo for you and want you to send me your own. Where are you from and what is your real name.

I will give 20% percent of the money after you help me and will like to stay with you in your country to continue my education. You will also help me to put my own money in business in your country.

i will tell my father's lawyer that you want help me so that he will give all the papers that my father give him when he deposit the money. So when i hear from you again, i will give you the lawyer's address so that you will write him a letter and tell him about yourself and our plan so that he will help us.

You see, i have lost my parents and since then life is so difficult for me. so i hope if you will truely help me receive this money from the bank, my life will change and i will be ready to stay with you for the rest of my life.

I pray to hear from you soon so that i will send to you the lawyer's address and phone number..

Yours sincerely,

Linda.

MY RESPONSE(there was no pic attached):

I'm sorry Linda but for reason unknown your photo did not arrive with your response. I will need the photo before I may can trust you. Please response with real photo of yourself so that i may see your real person.



------------I think I'm going to try and get some nude pics of linda, lets see if she comes through with the goods(doubt it)

Linda should be = BUT INSTEAD IS =



-JONWR

Lmao.. that's some funny shit. I got scam emails every week for a while, when I had some stuff for sale in the classifieds.

^^^Damn right, keep us updated man, I want to see where this goes