Nigerian Scam time

My response:

My name is David I think you are very pretty, would u happen to have any other photos that I may see more of your lucious body? I will send more if you send me some. Thanks alot, and god bless u as well.

last time i got one of those emails i replied with: "burn in hell you brown piece of shit spear chucking communist fucker. I wish you the worst in life and i hope you go to prison and get shanked and ass raped 14 times a day. If you don't understand this here is a translation: bop bop, plucky boom shala boom bah pop click clock blop... Fuck off foreigner"

so i posted up a classified ad on streetsource for my wheels im selling and this person e-mails me..........



This message was sent on behalf of : jenny white
You can reply here : mailto:gorgeous_jennifer007@yahoo.com
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Hello seller, i am interested in purchasing ur item.i am seriously in need
of it and i will like to get it very soon.I need ur full name,address,and
phone number in which payment can be made.

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Sent at:2/20/2006 2:35:53 AM

Thank you for supporting StreetSourceMag.com



kinda odd that they called my wheels an item and not asking questions about them.... scammer ya think???

now that's some funny shit!

Update, I recieved no email back from Linda so I wrote her again to see what was going on:

I have not heard back from you since my last email to you, please explain what is going on. I tried to contact but got no answer, thank you.

Edited: 2/23/2006 5:55:58 AM by 555

In response I get this back, notice the name change? :

Dearest David, I see your last mail but you only ask me for some photo more. This i want to arrange for you before i write you. Moreover, I asked you for your full name and more information about you so that i will know you better and know that i am save at your hand but, you did not tell me about that. I also ask you to write a letter to my father's lawyer and let him know that you are ready to help me but, you have not tell me anything about what he say to you. Please i want to be sure i am in a safe hand before i go further. Yours Sincerely, Ceiline.

My response:

Dear beautiful ceiline,

I Contact your Fathers lawyer with my info and received no reply, Please have him contact me through email so that I can help you, it is of utter importance that I speak with him about this matter. My full name is David Hore if that helps. I ask for more photo of you because I find you very pretty and very female. Please if you can send me more and I will send you more photos of me, thank you so much I look forward to hearing from you and your fathers lawyer.

Your great friend,

David

mtmcalli, i just shit my self i was laughing so hard. the translation is the best part.

nice job kevin.

i hope you don't get murdered.

me too, I hope they don't dead me.