Nigerian Scam time

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Nigerian Scam time
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The last thing you'll hear before they snuff you will be bop bop, plucky boom shala boom bah pop click clock blop... F**k off foreigner"
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Well I finally got a response back(that doesn't look ike her at all) And I guess we are sticking to the Celine name now.:

Dearest David, I put one more photo for you. However, i show my father lawyer your mail and he said that you did not send him any mail but, he will write you if wants him to do so. I don't know when he will write you but, he promised me to do so. Let me know when write you ok. And send the photos you promised to me. Yours Sincerely, Ceiline.



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and my reply:

Dear gorgeous Ceiline,

Wow that is a stunning photo of you, very beautiful. I have attached a photo of me with my daughters, if you would lik emore photos please let me know as I would be happy to share. It would be great if your fathers lawyer would contact me because my email is having problems. I look forward to hearing from you and your fathers lawyer again. Thanks you so much.

Your great friend,

David

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These scammers are scum bags
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You should have sent pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Originally posted by mtmcalli



last time i got one of those emails i replied with: "burn in hell you brown piece of shit spear chucking communist fucker. I wish you the worst in life and i hope you go to prison and get shanked and ass raped 14 times a day. If you don't understand this here is a translation: bop bop, plucky boom shala boom bah pop click clock blop... Fuck off foreigner"

Thanx for starting off my mornin right... thats some funny shit
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Got a reply:

Hey David,

Your daughters are wonderful, so beautiful but what about your wife? are you presently living with her?.

Well thanks so much for your mail i am happy you appreciate me. I will show the lawyer your mail and beg him to write you a letter ok.

Happy weekend. Extend my greetings to my friends at home(your daughters)and your wife.

Till i hear from you again.

Yours Sincerely,
Ceiline Gabe.
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Edited: 2/25/2006 9:27:51 AM by 67galaxie

Edited: 2/25/2006 9:27:11 AM by 67galaxie

wonder what happened to the other lady haha.

shoulda been like... 10,700,000.00... thats it? I feel sorry for your family having to live life so poorly. The last guy that sent me something like this had over 20,000,000.00 easy
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ok so I didin't email Linda/Celine for a few days cause I just 4got to basically haha. Anyways I get this email last night:

Dear david,

Please for God sake, kindly tell me what is happening. why do you not care to write me again. let me hear from you and know the position of things please.

Yours sincerely,

Linda C
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Oh and her fathers lawyer did send me an email with some paper work attached but i didn't open it. Anyways my response to the above email was:

Dear Linda,

I am sorry for not returning your email, things have been quite hectic lately. I am not married as my daughters are adopted. I have been searching for the perfect woman, and you seem to heighten my senses with your beautiful photos. I want to see more, than I will help you better. Please grant me this last request and I will do everything I can to help. I will send you nude photos if you send me ones, I appreciate.

Loving Admirer,

David