Nigerian Scam time

Dude seriously check out that website though, if you think his shit is funny, then that website has tons of stories. And they keep fucking over the same scammer repeatedly. This dip shit work two buckets on his head, had two shovels, and one leg off the ground. just look! lol

Saturday morning response from Linda:Dear Sir, Here is the photo again. I am waiting to hear from you soon. Sincerely, Linda.

LOOKS TRUSTWORTHY TO ME... SEE IF YOU CAN GET HER TO PUT A BUCKET ON HER HEAD TOO.

Showing a little skin up there so I'm still a bit iffy on wheather she will come through like a champ.

My reply:

Thank you Linda for the photo, it came through with the email this time. I was wondering if you had any other photos of yourself so that I know that is not a fake one? Here are a couple of me so you can see that I am not fake. Thanks again, talk to you soon.

NOW THAT'S SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT THERE.

haha thats greeat

Update time:Dear Sir, Thank yu so much for yur photo. I like the photo and you are so handsome. I want you to write a letter to my father's lawyer now and introduce yourself as our family associate who wants to receive the fund on my behalf and them ask him for necessary assistance he could offer us. You can call him on phone or write him a mail. He will then give you all the necessary informations that you might need to help me secure the fund. Also ask him to send to you all the papers that my father used to make the deposit so that you will keep for your own record. Let me know immdiately you contact him. i have also told him a little about you and my intention to work with you, so feel free to write him now. Please sir i want to know your full name and more information about you. I will also wish to chat with you so that we can know each other very well. Thanks for your understanding. Here is his contact information:Notaire Cabinet De La Paix.Lot 63 Blvd du Marseille.Bietry Zone 4.Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire.Hon. Williams Azeez.(Principal Attorney)Tel: + 225 06 35 47 84.Email: hon_williamschambers@consultant.com

Till i hear from you, God bless you.Yours Sincerely,Linda.

is that even the same chick in the pics???

I think so. I'll update with a reply later.

Yes! Im gonna be rich! Chicken rich! Check out the date of when I gotta claim it. Guess this year leaps twice.

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