Chuck Norris...

Chuck Norris knows why Waldo's hidding

if you spell chuck norris in scrabble, you automatically win...FOREVER.

chuck norris has 7500 illegitamite children. his wages have never been garnished for child support.

Contrary to popular belief, the dinosaurs didnt die by a meteor. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it before it got to earth, then yelled "psyche!", and proceded to rip the dinosaurs apart with his bare hands.

That cartoon is awesome! Its like GI Joe but with Chuck Norris! How could it have gone wrong!? Ahh... good ol' 5 in the morning Adult Swim. Good Times.

Chuck Norris can speak brail!!!!

Chuck Norris can slam revolving Doors!!!

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

"Brokeback Mountian" is the name of a gay cowboy movie, its also the name of the pile of dead ninja bodies in front of Chuck Norris' house.

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