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Chuck Norris...
bdroppeddak
+1y
the hell with a meteor nasa needs to be on the lookout for chuck norris!!!!
4uh8rs
+1y
ExplicitDesignz
+1y
LMAO!!! GOOD SHIT!
impulse
+1y
Chuck Norris only pretended to have his ass kicked by Bruce Lee, what wasn't told in Bruce Lee's death was that it was actually caused by a round house kick from Chuck Norris... Dont fuck with chuck!
tomkat
+1y
Chuck Norris caused the hurricane when he kicked a Colombian weather reporter in the midst of a 6 ton cocaine bust
impulse
+1y
Every time Chuck Norris kills God, a kitten masturbates
Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and never saw another thing again.
Chuck Norris eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care.
Chuck Norris played the shark in Jaws
If anyone were to watch more than two episodes of Walker Texas Ranger in a three hour period, their TV will explode due to "Awesomeness Overload".
Chuck's testicles have their own beard.
It takes an Omish town one day to put up a barn. It takes one minute for Chuck Norris to have sex with all the Omish women in the barn then kick the barn down.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, he tears a hole in the fabric of space and time, which sucks you into a parallel universe filled with Chuck Norrises, all waiting to roundhouse kick you back into the normal dimension.
Ray Charles once looked at Chuck Norris...and never saw another thing again.
Chuck Norris eats a dozen babies lubed in motor oil for lunch and washes them down with asbestos, and doesn't even care.
Chuck Norris played the shark in Jaws
If anyone were to watch more than two episodes of Walker Texas Ranger in a three hour period, their TV will explode due to "Awesomeness Overload".
Chuck's testicles have their own beard.
It takes an Omish town one day to put up a barn. It takes one minute for Chuck Norris to have sex with all the Omish women in the barn then kick the barn down.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, he tears a hole in the fabric of space and time, which sucks you into a parallel universe filled with Chuck Norrises, all waiting to roundhouse kick you back into the normal dimension.
tomkat
+1y
KING5 News just reported on the recent mailbox bashings that have been going around the area. After the damaged mailboxes were analyzed by police, it was found that 94% of the dent marks analyzed were an exact match for Chuck Norris's penis. Chuck was charged with 293 counts of public obscenity and 234 counts of vandalism. When the reporting crew was able to reach the handcuffed superstar for questioning, all he had to say was "I did what had to be done, the right thing. Swordfighting practice is what I knew it was gonna take, to make me truly unstoppable. Don't fuck with Chuck."
tomkat
+1y
He then proceeded to flex, melt the handcuffs with his body heat, break them, whip out his cock and smack the police car, with 2 officers inside of it, straight into the Pacific Ocean.
DaGreenMonster
+1y
TrucksHC
+1y