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Chuck Norris...
tealchevy
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chuck norris used to have laser beam eyes but he ripped them out stating "laser beam eyes are for pussys"
dssur
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LaydCustoms
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Edited: 11/22/2005 10:58:09 AM by LaydCustoms
Edited: 11/22/2005 10:57:30 AM by LaydCustoms
All i can say is Delta Force Niggas, Delta Force!
Edited: 11/22/2005 10:57:30 AM by LaydCustoms
All i can say is Delta Force Niggas, Delta Force!
Piecessan dragger
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The US did not bomb Hiroshima, chuck norris was on vacation and farted while someone was trying to light a cigarette.
oopsdroppedit
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thats just funny i dont care who you are
bdroppeddak
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holy crap russ thats a funny clip, chuck norris aint afraid to judo chop a bitch! shes just lucky he was drivin a stick, or he'd a roundhouse kicked her in the face!
dssur
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Originally posted by bdroppeddak
holy crap russ thats a funny clip, chuck norris aint afraid to judo chop a bitch! shes just lucky he was drivin a stick, or he'd a roundhouse kicked her in the face!
that was their first date.
holy crap russ thats a funny clip, chuck norris aint afraid to judo chop a bitch! shes just lucky he was drivin a stick, or he'd a roundhouse kicked her in the face!
that was their first date.
mtm
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"Young Chuck Norris" Drops, Lyrics and Video Postedposted at 11:49 AM by justinYou knew that Saturday Night Live just had to try and follow up their hugely successful Chronicles of Narnia Rap short that recently flooded the internet...
On Saturday night, they gave the public what they were looking for: Young Chuck Norris. I'm still leaning towards enjoying the rap stylings of Chris Parnell a little bit more than the butt-metal farce here, but it's still funny...
I've always loved Saturday Night Live, especially in the Mike Myers days when I was growing up, so it just hurts me to rock my TiVo fast-forward button once I give the skit about three seconds to catch my attention. This one grabs it right away...
Read on for the video and full lyrics, and check back here for the Chronicles of Narnia Rap video and lyrics. Come on, SNL. Keep 'em coming...
Sing along with the lyrics below...
Spoken:Legend has it he walks among us even nowA dreamer alone in a world between dreams and realityWas he always a fighter, was he always a heroWhat do we make of the young Chuck Norris
Sung:Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with mr. Bruce LeeOn master of kara-ta-ta-teeAnd he kicks and he spins some moreBack to Vietnam to settle the scoreDon't forget Walker, Texas RangerWhen he kicked and he punched his way from danger
But hey let's turn back time to younger daysBefore all of the fame and mind gamesHis deeds were no less strengthenedA man among other menThe legend of young Chuck Norris yeah
Young Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetHe also ran and he jumped in the airHe was younger so he didn't even careWay before his Hollywood fameHe slapped and punched and he saw the famed name and he was known as Master ChuckHis last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck
Round house kick (Chuck Norris)Death hold grip (Chuck Norris)Mustache lip (Chuck Norris)Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)
Fathers let your daughters knowDreams may come and dreams may goBut a man like Norris never diesHe lives forever in the children's eyes
Young Chuck Norris this is my tribute to theeLive on great warrior into eternity
On Saturday night, they gave the public what they were looking for: Young Chuck Norris. I'm still leaning towards enjoying the rap stylings of Chris Parnell a little bit more than the butt-metal farce here, but it's still funny...
I've always loved Saturday Night Live, especially in the Mike Myers days when I was growing up, so it just hurts me to rock my TiVo fast-forward button once I give the skit about three seconds to catch my attention. This one grabs it right away...
Read on for the video and full lyrics, and check back here for the Chronicles of Narnia Rap video and lyrics. Come on, SNL. Keep 'em coming...
Sing along with the lyrics below...
Spoken:Legend has it he walks among us even nowA dreamer alone in a world between dreams and realityWas he always a fighter, was he always a heroWhat do we make of the young Chuck Norris
Sung:Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with mr. Bruce LeeOn master of kara-ta-ta-teeAnd he kicks and he spins some moreBack to Vietnam to settle the scoreDon't forget Walker, Texas RangerWhen he kicked and he punched his way from danger
But hey let's turn back time to younger daysBefore all of the fame and mind gamesHis deeds were no less strengthenedA man among other menThe legend of young Chuck Norris yeah
Young Norris used his hands and his feetAnd he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feetHe also ran and he jumped in the airHe was younger so he didn't even careWay before his Hollywood fameHe slapped and punched and he saw the famed name and he was known as Master ChuckHis last name was Norris and his first name was Chuck
Round house kick (Chuck Norris)Death hold grip (Chuck Norris)Mustache lip (Chuck Norris)Tender kiss (Chuck Norris)
Fathers let your daughters knowDreams may come and dreams may goBut a man like Norris never diesHe lives forever in the children's eyes
Young Chuck Norris this is my tribute to theeLive on great warrior into eternity
drag
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Chuck Norris Sleeps With a Night Light, But Not Cause He Is Afraid Of The Dark.Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Chuck Norris
bdroppeddak
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