Chuck Norris...

Yes chuck norris is my freakin hero....anyone ever see the random walker texas ranger scenes on conan? trully classic

Chuck Norris doesn't fuck fat bitches he round houses them to the gunt.

richard simmons doesnt help fat chicks, he gets chuck norris to threaten them with a roundhouse kick to the face if they dont loose weight


vince vaughn didnt win the match in dodgeball it was the breath of chuck norris that guided the winning throw

to show how lazy god is chuck norris created his own in a day and a half, then spent the other 5 1/2 days having sex with all the women he created

in the first post, there was only 29... not 30..

The only form of birth control Chuck Norris uses is a roundhouse kick to the stomach.

^ lol

chuck norris was once bitten by a vampire, who turned into a chuck norris, but later died from a roundhouse kick to the face for being a chuck norris imposter

there was a rumor that the root of chuck norris' strength was in his beard, but just a rumor started by chuck norris because the touching of the beard is instant death via double roundhouse kicks to the face

Edited: 11/20/2005 7:54:57 PM by TACO2BEAT

THERE SHOULD BE A FREDDY VS JASON STYLE MOVIE. IT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE MOVIE OF ALL TIME BATTLE ROYAL EXTRAVAGANZA WITH MORE PANDIMONIUM THAN THE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!

CHUCK NORRIS VS. VAN DAMME VS. STEVEN SEGAL!

THE WORLD WOULD END!