ohhh you got JOKES???

Three guys are in a strip club. One guy walks over to a stripper, licks a 50 dollar bill and sticks it to one side of her butt.

The next guy doesn

This is my 8 year old favorite.
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Hutch
Hutch who?















Bless you!!!

How many drunks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
6
1 to hold the ladder
1 to hold the bulb up to the socket
4 to drink unitl the room spins
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How many ADD (attention deficit disorder) kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"Wanna ride bikes!"
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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
who cares, let them cry alone in the dark.

hey man i am add. lol but funny though.

ha ha ha emo kids.

haha that emo joke was funny. anyone seen the shirts that say "I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself" haha, i been meaning to order one of those actually.

lmao^
we've yelled at the emo kids before 'my sister has those pants too' and 'nice pants, do they come in boys sizes too?' and such as that

lol yea hey im all about doin what ya want people being different thing, but i dont understand the emo thing. other than most of them are more in touch with there feminine side than most women, the pants? wtf? ive been noticing though most of them that wear them are bigger people not fat just a lil pudgy, and the pants are so tight from top to bottom, there lower half looks like an upside down pyramid.

the pants though are most likely guy's pants. because now levi's and a bunch of other brands make guys pants in skinny and super skinny fits, which are tight and tighter, and usually get mistaken for girl pants.

EMOS ARE STILL GHEY!!! Skinny pants or not. An emo wearing regular pants is like coming out of the closet, at first everyones surprised, but in the end your still ghey