Corny pick up lines

Originally posted by bdroppeddak



Originally posted by 67galaxie



^funny the alabamian said that



kentucky called, they wanted to congradulate arkansas in passing them in the the number of 2nd cousin marriages.....



Guess it's a good thing Im from Chicago originally huh? haha

My Fav.
"That shirt is very becomming on you...but if I was on you I'd becumming too"

Yo...if you were a booger i would definitely pick you first.

Is your dad an astronaut?
She says "No why?" If yes...find another girl. lol
Cause someone took the stars and put them in your eyes.

Where are they?
She says "Where are what?"
Your wings cause you've got to be an angle.

Do you have any black in you?
She says "No why?"
Would you like some in you?

oh yeah...last line only works for some.

Some damn good stuff here guys. Keep em coming and I hope everyone is takin notes

Some of us are just born players and dont need pick up lines... But others of us like myself are taking notes.

is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Baby if I looked like you, yeah I would f*ck myself too.

you mind if I smoke
why?
because I thought you would like to makeout later

hey you wanna go play carpenters!!

we can go home get hammered then nail each other!