Corny pick up lines

^^^ nice one!

"cold dinner gets you a punch in the face."

Just lick your fingers and touch a ladies shirt and say " lets go to my place so you can get out of those wet clothes"

Or Lets play ups "my package your place overnight"
Lets go to my place for a pizza and fuck. When she slaps you say" what you dont like pizza?"
Just a few i use after ive had a few beers.
I got a drinking problem: One mouth two hands!!

is that a keg in your back pocket? cause id really like to tap that ass.

"being cousins just means i cant get you pregnant."

^funny the alabamian said that

"Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

"Im gonna love you like a snow storm... Im gonna give you 8-10 inches and you wont be able to leave the house for 3-4 days."

"You know how I know you work at a lumber yard... cause you been giving me wood all night long"

"Hey, wanna go for a pizza and a F***?"
then after they get mad say..
"What? You don't like pizza?"

my socks are having a party do your pants wanna come down

I haven