Corny pick up lines

if you were a president, you'd be babe-erhan linclon thank waynes world

I may not be the best looking guy around...... but I'm the ony one I see talking to you.

Wanna play Circus,
you can sit on my face and Ill guess your weight!

you've got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me

"Put out or Get out" - Unknown Hinson

i usually just flop the penis out it works 100% of the time 30% of the time

im writing all these down i'll let you know if they work.haha

get'em steve im sure one of these will work for ya just wait till theyre all good and drunk at slamsession

I hope to god they work! but umm i'll be drunk anyways and it will just be funny so fuck it. keep um coming.

how bout "i may not work for union pacific but i still know how to run a train"