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Corny pick up lines

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Corny pick up lines
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XpLower
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if you were a president, you'd be babe-erhan linclon thank waynes world
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dragyours2001
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I may not be the best looking guy around...... but I'm the ony one I see talking to you.
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laidout94toy
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Wanna play Circus,
you can sit on my face and Ill guess your weight!
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mobileheath
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you've got the whitest teeth I've ever cum across

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
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Pp_Laynbody
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"Put out or Get out" - Unknown Hinson
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dragn168
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i usually just flop the penis out it works 100% of the time 30% of the time
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sjudd86
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im writing all these down i'll let you know if they work.haha
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dragn168
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get'em steve im sure one of these will work for ya just wait till theyre all good and drunk at slamsession
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sjudd86
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I hope to god they work! but umm i'll be drunk anyways and it will just be funny so fuck it. keep um coming.
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baggedwagon69
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how bout "i may not work for union pacific but i still know how to run a train"

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