K
Corny pick up lines
chunky_thunder
+1y
you going to come off that? your mama did
chevy rydn24s
+1y
hey girl mama let u f***?
crazeflier07
+1y
"I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Always gets a good laugh.
Always gets a good laugh.
XpLower
+1y
lets say we go behind a rock and get a little bolder
or
do you belive in love @ first sight or sould I walk by again
or
do you belive in love @ first sight or sould I walk by again
bendapirate
+1y
If you and I were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole.
TwistedMinis
+1y
Originally posted by crazeflier07
^^^you dont get layed much do ya?
I found them on the internet.
^^^you dont get layed much do ya?
I found them on the internet.
lowdyme
+1y
i just say "wanna go for a ride in my truck " it always seems to work for me
BigJay43
+1y
Originally posted by humanmachinehead
"Hey, wanna go for a pizza and a F***?"then after they get mad say.."What? You don't like pizza?"
bastard u stole the one i was gonna say!!
"Did it hurt?"shes says did wut hurt"When you fell from heaven"
Do you have a Bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you."
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single
Your daddy must of been a baker. Why? Because you have a nice set of buns
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful
"Hey, wanna go for a pizza and a F***?"then after they get mad say.."What? You don't like pizza?"
bastard u stole the one i was gonna say!!
"Did it hurt?"shes says did wut hurt"When you fell from heaven"
Do you have a Bandaid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you."
Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Girl, you gotta be tired cuz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Got two nipples for a dime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single
Your daddy must of been a baker. Why? Because you have a nice set of buns
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful
mazdalow
+1y
And this is what usualy happens...
bdroppeddak
+1y
Originally posted by 67galaxie
^funny the alabamian said that
kentucky called, they wanted to congradulate arkansas in passing them in the the number of 2nd cousin marriages.....
^funny the alabamian said that
kentucky called, they wanted to congradulate arkansas in passing them in the the number of 2nd cousin marriages.....