Corny pick up lines

Let's here all those corny pick up lines yall use to get the ladies

lol this is gonna get good...

like my truck i go down often

"My watch tells me that you aren't wearing any panties."

Expected female response: "What??"

"Oh, sorry, my watch is an hour fast."

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Lets play Army. I'll drop my pants and yo can blow the hell out of me!

ever had your belly button licked?
from the inside....

its a 50/50 shot with that one... its worked for me and against me lol

Found a few good ones.


Do you take it up the ass?

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Hi, my name is ____, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

^^^you dont get layed much do ya?

were you raised on a chicken farm?

because you sure do know how to raise a cock