Nigerian Scam time

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Nigerian Scam time
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I havent done this in a while so here goes. I want to see how far I can actually get with this haha. I need amusment at my job, lets see how this works out.

1st email I recieved:DEARest one.

With due respect, trust and humanity. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I inany manner compel you to honour against your will.

I am linda maru 23 years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs kone. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days.It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Febuary 2001.Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time.But God knows the truth!My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special. Before his death

on Febuary 12 2001 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told him that he has the sum of ten million,seven hundred thousand United State Dollars.(USD$10.700,000) left in fixed deposit account in one of the leading banks in Africa. He further told him that he deposited the money in my name,and finally issued a written instruction to his lawyer whom he said is in possession of all the necessary but legal documents to this fund and the bank.

I am just 23 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do.Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life.Sir,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards.Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:- 1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter? 2. Can I completely trust you? 3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account? Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible. Thank you so much. best regards, miss linda maru
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My reply:
Dear linda,

I'm usually pretty skeptical of these types of emails but for some reason this seems diffrent and I want to help you.

1. Yes I can help you
2. You can trust me
3. 5000 dollars US currency would be acceptable

Please get back to me and let me know what I should do next
TC29720 avatar
TC29720
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I love these people, I teied this once a while back and they necver got back to me with anything
MIDWEST DRAGFEST avatar
MIDWEST DRAGFEST
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never fails
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funny shit man.
droppedtoy avatar
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couldn't miss linda maru just open up a paypal account? how about take a trip to another country? how about getting the funds in direct cash and move away from the politcal unrest? Another thing, can you really earn 10 million dollars slinging cocoa?!
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Originally posted by droppedtoy



couldn't miss linda maru just open up a paypal account? how about take a trip to another country? how about getting the funds in direct cash and move away from the politcal unrest? Another thing, can you really earn 10 million dollars slinging cocoa?!

That wouldn't be any fun. I recently lead a guy on who was trying to "buy my truck" for 2 weeks using a picture of tubgirl and erroneous info. I don't even think these douches even really read their emails.
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Originally posted by droppedtoy



couldn't miss linda maru just open up a paypal account? how about take a trip to another country? how about getting the funds in direct cash and move away from the politcal unrest? Another thing, can you really earn 10 million dollars slinging cocoa?!

maybe if it is a white powdery form you can sniff.



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i have a fake cashiers check at home for $25,000 from one of these scam guys
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yellowdub_md
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take a pick of your check and post it i havent seen one yet