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ohhh you got JOKES???
toddluck
+1y
ill clean it up and make it as board friendly as possible
i think its funny
a lady is speeding down the highway doing 75 in a 55
cop hiding under a bridge catches her in hiss speed trap
the cop walks up to the car and says whats your hurry?
the lady replies im late for work
what do you do asks the cop?
I'm a rectom streacher she tells him
and what may i ask does a rectom strecher do?
well i stick on finger in my rectom wiggle a lil until i can fit two then three then my whole had after a little more work both hands fit
then i pull and pull until my rectom is streched six feet
amazed the cops asks what do you do with a six foot a-hole
she says i give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge
i think its funny
a lady is speeding down the highway doing 75 in a 55
cop hiding under a bridge catches her in hiss speed trap
the cop walks up to the car and says whats your hurry?
the lady replies im late for work
what do you do asks the cop?
I'm a rectom streacher she tells him
and what may i ask does a rectom strecher do?
well i stick on finger in my rectom wiggle a lil until i can fit two then three then my whole had after a little more work both hands fit
then i pull and pull until my rectom is streched six feet
amazed the cops asks what do you do with a six foot a-hole
she says i give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge
immortal1 (linn)
+1y
Thats a pretty good one Todd. Would give BJ a run for his money in the joke dept.
p3arlb2200
+1y
EH. HEARD BETTER. LOL JK IM BUSTIN YOUR BALLS BRO
h2omelon(nick)
+1y
lmao
layedoutb2k (chase)
+1y
from the title of the thread, it looks like you want us to post our jokes. well heres one
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home..
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off
her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home..
The next day one of the woman's husband was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said.....
'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you.''
toddluck
+1y
lol
aaron_dwarnock90mazda
+1y
i need a good laugh. lol
bodied b2600zx (josh)
+1y
AH HAHAHAHA those are both funny
suicide
+1y
lol those jokes are hilarious
speedster93b
+1y
lol those are good.
So dad comes home and cooks up some deer for the family for dinner. He doesn't tell the kids what it is, but instead gives them a hint. "Its what your mother calls me"
the oldest daughter stands up and shouts "don't eat it, its a f***ing DICK!!!"
So dad comes home and cooks up some deer for the family for dinner. He doesn't tell the kids what it is, but instead gives them a hint. "Its what your mother calls me"
the oldest daughter stands up and shouts "don't eat it, its a f***ing DICK!!!"