My girlfriend's brother is about to get his a** kicked

Sounds like Mom is just as whack as her phucktard son is! Come on, he's an obvious douchebag that will never repay the money. Sounds like your girl is respectful and has to beg for 20 bucks? Yup, my vote is Mom is out to lunch too.

what's for lunch?

*cuts to diner scene in Dumb and Dumber with the rat poison burger and ulcer pills.*

mikey don't tempt me like that!