You Know Your A B-Series Driver When...

when you know exactly how miles you can get out of a tank of gas cause your gauge doesnt work right!just ask Andrew hahahaha!!

you know you drive a b series when people ask you if your door locks are broken. then you have to teach them how to lock the door.

i do this at least once a day.

after 18 years you realize it is pretty hard to improve the original design.

you accept 98hp as normal and running well.

you aim for road dots.

your driveway rusts.

you spend weekends looking for wierd parts at the Pick-a-Part.

you want to take a trip to Australia just to bring back parts.

all of these are true to my truck!!! except the rust on the driveway just yet actually im surprized it hasnt done that on my buddys grage floor where its getting bagged !!!

all of these are freaking hilarious cause they are true keep them coming!!

when the only thing left on your truck when you got it is the seat belts

dam these things are frickin funny as shit man

you know when your a crazy Bseries owner when you spend $1500 a month to stock pile the 30 trucks you've stripped for parts for the one truck that you still haven't been able to finish!!...

you also know you're a Bseries owner when you are going thru the 50 pounds of extra hardware you kept from all the trucks you've taken apart and know EXACTLY!!! where they go on the truck due to thread size and rust on it!..lol (and also noticing the ONE chevy bolt which shouldn't even be in that container!)

lol.....
you know your a bseries owner when you spend more on oil then gas to get around......
you know your a bseries owner when everytime you (cold) start up you have to tell people to move away from your exhaust so they dont get smoked out.......
you know your a bseries owner when everyone calls your truck a skeeter killer..... you know your a bseries owner when you have a desinated spot in the driveway (concrete) for your truck because it leaks oil haha..... you know your a bseries owner when you have more parts laying around for a bseires truck then you have tools.....
you know your a bseries owner when you buy an entire (parts) truck for $200 for a part or two you need then part out the rest......


standalone i know your a die hard bseries owner... i seen the pics of your stock pile on myspace..... holy crap wish you lived closer it would be cool to go through some of the parts you have piled up and i could use a bed and tailgate and a chrome bumper, and im sure the list goes on

Andrew!..wait till i get the pics up from my new shop!... i moved into a better location and i can actually store all my parts indoors now..haha...my first dawg was an 84' B2000 and i've been nothing but a Bseries owner since!..once you fall in love with bouncing around with no torsions rolling with a girl with double d's i think you can never go back to a stock height truck again!