You Know Your A B-Series Driver When...

when u walk in the dealership parts dept. and the tech says "Oh sh--, not u again."bj

when u walk in the dealership and the parts tech says, "Oh shit, not u again." bj

you know your a b series owner when you go to autozone and dont know what to say when they ask what vehicle is it off of...well its for a mazda b....but its off of a...

when you go to get parts and you know the speil. " 91 mazda b 2200, 2.2 carbed, manual, std cab."

And then the guy at the counter replies "What year? Make? Model? Auto or manual? 2 wheel drive?"

And you just look at him like "I just frickin told you ya wingnut. "

You know your a b series owner when you have a 4X4 Bed , Fenders and a extra set of rims , 2WD fenders and bed all maching with the colour of your truck so when you get bored of the same look you got something different to swap to

and when your girlfreind asks how to get in the truck when u have shaved handles , even better when she stands on the wrong side of the door cuz u have suicides but dont tell her and u laugh in your head thinking dumbass wishes i had stock doors

omg yes all the time when i had the truck on the road, i always honked at my local b drivers n give them thumbs up and they laugh at me (usually cuz im almost dragging)

lol these crack me up. especially all the oil ones

When your roadside repair kit consists of 10,12,14,17 and 19mm sockets, phillips & flathead screwdrivers and a hammer.

I also find it funny how this thread has made 7 pages with new reasons on every page