COON HUNTIN

F*ck a possum. F*ck rats. Thats why God gave us trigger fingers.

"when coons come on the porch mama just takes a broom and shews them away" forest gump

Ya and if we showed them what a food chain was they would probably sh*t there little pants!

we had some coons around our area. but gus are not alowed arounds here lol. i shot it with frozen paint balls, pellets, and finally gave er' hell with throwing knives.

but, the neighborhood cat is the real equalizer, we call him bigface, i saw him attack a pitbull, wtf cat does that?

lmao....coon hunting, I didn't think they got into that sport up where you live todd....down here they wear the coal miners lights & let the dogs tree the coons, then they shoot them out of the trees....

the picture that poped up in my head was.....

hey honey, hold my beer & watch this! I'll get that sneeky sumbiotch boom boom boom (quite) I think i got'em honey.....hear'emm hissin in pain...... (wife) no numb nuts you shot the water line that runs under the kitchen floor!!!!

^ Was sitting by the computer Sunday morning reading the comics and flippin thru various threads. Decided to look this thread up. Had to put down the comics cause I was laughing to damn hard.

Or even better:"I think I hear him hissin in pain." numb nuts,u shot the gas line that runs under the floor.Dont lite that ciga----Kaboom.Lol.BJ

well the lil bastard didnt show up all weekend........