COON HUNTIN

LMFAO.... I am just sitting here picturing some dude with a gauge blasting at a wild animal through his kitchen floor with the wife all screaming while dancing with fright on a kitchen chair. Funny shit.

or just an average redneck from south carolina.....

man iv been needin a good coon tail for a while now, and im in the city limits and cant shoot here, but i did trap one a month or so back. i got one, its a pretty brown and black one, but im needn a grey and black one for my cb antinna. iv had about 8 different squirrel tails but the tre limbs keep stealin them. -bf

Here is my shooting shit in the house story. Its true, look for the movie version starring Leonardo DeCaprio.

So this big f*cking possum keeps eating all the cat food from my outside cats, and generally trashing things outside. Nightly. Finally, I put the cats in the barn, locked, put a bunch of cat food on the porch, get my shotgun, and wait. I laid in my laundry room, with the outside door cracked open looking outside for nearly two hours before the possum came up and starting eating cat food. When it did, I slid the barrel of my shotgun (with its peanut butter coated end) out the open door. The possum took five or six licks of the peanut butter, then went to meet its family in heaven. I had possum ass all over the side of my house, but got most of it cleaned up before my little girl saw it. Havent had a possum problem in a while, but my shotgun still smells like burned peanut butter.

I think we ought to give the possums,coons,deer,turkeys,etc a gun,teach them how to use it,and make this shootin animals sh-- a real sport.If the critters could shoot back,things would get real damn interesting in a big damn hurry.BJ

Hey Todd....there is never a doubt with a head shot... Aim>you LOL what gun were you using.. I unloaded a 25 round clip out of my 10/22 inside city limits.... didnt even get one complaint...then again my neighborhood is used to gunshots..lol

Kirk,
That was the funniest story I have read. I almost fell out of my chair! I hope Leo makes that movie! LOL

(did you shoot him throught the floor) hahahaha I can picture this in my head.. Im laughing soo hard.... but the way i see it ending is, "Honey! We gots us some dinner!" haha

bj killing it is my only option..i cannot relocate it its against the law in washington to relocate a racoon becouse of disease and over population

Yeah,man,I can understand that.We can call AnimalControl here and they will come trap it and relocate it.I have seen too many animals maimed and wounded by folks who were not good shots.It sickens me to see an animal of any kind suffer.I would wreck my Dawg before I would hit an animal of anykind but I can understand a Varmit who is just a plain nuisance having to be put down.BJ