Proud Father

congrats

Thanks B DIME, and I am loving all the stores that are coming out about meeting the parents, keep the good ones coming.

Here's what I'm planning on doing when the boys start sniffing around my girls-

1. Wait patiently until He comes to the door.

2. When he knocks, I'll open the door and point the barrel of my 870 at his forehead and pull the trigger. That should blow his head clean off his shoulders.

I figure I should only have to do that 3 or 4 times before my boy problem will be non-existent

But do you want to have to clean that mess up each time?

Nope. Imma leave it. It adds to the effect.

It will probably start to smell.

Well...I'll burn that bridge when I get there.

Maybe I'll just let the dogs take care of the mess.

That should work.