Proud Father

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Proud Father
low95xlt avatar
low95xlt
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lol
put up a sign u touch the truck or the daughter \ you get hurt
twistedranger avatar
twistedranger
+1y
The guys will know whats up when they come to my house, I'll have to weed out the bad ones, I hope she know better when she gets older but we'll see about that.
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ec_dually
+1y
just have that talk to them and let them know,
1. you hurt her, i hurt you..
2. what ever you do to her i am going to do to you, meaning you hurt her i hurt you, you fuck her, i fuck you ( not literally) you make her cry i make you cry, and on the note of fucking let him know your hung like tommy lee, and then ask him if he has seen the video of tommy and pamala lee.. then remind him that he only has one hole to fill..
then sit back and look at the look on his face when he thinks about it, prolly wont see him again... lol
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twistedranger
+1y
That sound like some good advice, and funny to.
bowtiecowboy avatar
bowtiecowboy
+1y
Good looking youngins there TC. Hopefully the baby will continue to sleep alot. As far as keepin boys away from the daughter, let me know if you need any advice...my kids (18 y/o daughter, 17 y/o son) live 60 miles from me and i have scared a couple young men so badly they wont even drive down my daughters street even when i'm ten states away.
twistedranger avatar
twistedranger
+1y
You sound thike the guy to go to for advice on running guys away, you will have to give me a couple ideas on what to do.
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bowtiecowboy
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The first time i met my daughters first "serious" boyfriend he was coming over to pick her up. I was standing in the front yard cleaning my fingernails with one of the two knives i carry on me everywhere i go (pretty large Smith & Wesson tactical knives). He got outta the car and walked over to me and introduced himself. I told him it was nice to meet him and told him to remember what that knife looked like cause he would see it again if he thought about putting his tiny little thingy anywhere near my daughter. I made it all too clear i would saw that thing off and not even think twice.

Can't really understand why but shortly after that he stopped coming around to visit my daughter...
twistedranger avatar
twistedranger
+1y
LOL, thats a good one, I will have to remember that.
low95xlt avatar
low95xlt
+1y
^^^^^ ahahah nice reminds me of the one time i dated a chic whose dad was a decently high ranking state trooper, he was like oh so and so is getting ready lets go grab a drink from the basement and proceeded to show me his massive gun collection and his perfect shots on a target from a range, yea needless to say i didn't date herfor long
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2000f350
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unless you are crazy like me i dated a girl went to pick her up her father had me sit in a chair and he sat down in the one next to me with a table between use proceeded to open the drawer and pulled out a 38 special and said to me now what time will you have my daughter back home I looked at him and excused myself went out side came back in and sat down and laid mine on the table on said mine is bigger and i will have her home when you want her home out of respect not fear and he found out i was in the special forces in the marines and then he became my best friend and got mad at his own daughter when she broke up with me. its all about respect in my world