Double+ your gas mileage?????

Y'know...If I was going to be on the local news, I'd at least wear a button up shirt with a collar, rather than some ratty old D.A.R.E. t-shirt.

...and when he talks, he sounds like he's trying to hold back a massive turd.

Relax, Dude.

Oh it's on the news, it must work.

"The EPA has evaluated or tested more than 100 alleged gas-saving devices and has not found any product that significantly improves gas mileage. In fact, some 'gas-saving' products may damage a car's engine or cause substantial increases in exhaust emissions."

I'm going to invent a product that runs my truck entirely on poop and farts.

I'd have an endless supply of fuel.

Too late Volvo beat you to it.

No, no, no, not methane, plain 'ol do-do.

Like, thick, chunky, nutty turds straight from the poop tube.

I'm thinking I'll need to come up with a "Mr. Fusion" type setup. Might be kinda nasty trying to mash dookie down your filler hole. You thought the smell of gasoline on your hands was nasty...

..but seriously, I think Volvo's on to something. Who would have thought we could get clean fuel from dirty stool.

Tee-hee.

We could tell those A-rabs to eat shit.

I have been trying to stay out of this deal for the fact that I didnt want to give this ds member a bad wrap. Being that I am kinda a new guy here, i didnt want to ruffle any feathers.

We tried this "technology" a couple years ago on 2 of our company trucks. When you are spending over $2000 a month on just gas, (and that was 2 years ago, just think how much we are spending now) you try anything you can to lower your bills. We kept the kits installed for 2 months, and didnt see any significant change in thier gas milage. The reason we took them off was because they started sending a code to the computer thats said something about the O2 sensers. I dont really remeber the exact code it was sending, but we decieded to trash the kits, and the problem stopped. If it was me, I wouldnt waste time or money on these products.

I think he is only here to try to sell those things. And heck if it protects another ds member from wasting $75-$150, it's worth ruffling some feathers.

This was on craigslist today when I was looking.