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i used to blow snot rockets in peoples burgers back in the day when i was working for burger king...lol

Some of these are funny, when I was like 14 I used to work at a Marina to make some money and there was this kid there who used to always fuck with me cause he was like 18. So I became good buddies with the mechanic who works there, who was also a marine, and one day the kid was crackin on me and the marine ran up behind him and put him in a full nelson and I grabbed the boat hoist and tide it around his belt and lifted him like a ft in the air so his feet were off the ground. Then we pushed him out over the water and left him hanging there for like 15minutes before my boss saw it. When my boss came walking out I heard him laughing from across the marina, I started to run back around the corner and I see the kid hanging there from the boat hook with his pants ripped half way across the ass because he was trying to get out. Needless to say he never joked around with me after that.

I was taking a poop one time at my shop and I always play games on my phone while im in there and one day my boss's thought they would be funny and spray the fire extinguisher in there while I was on the toilet....that was pretty funny. I came running out with my pants around my ankles lol.

i used to work at a car dealership and on this guys bday, all the mechanics at lunch time jumped his ass, ziptied his wrists together and ankles together, we shrink wrapped him to one of the swivel office chairs, put wire cutters in his lap and rolled his ass out into the breezeway in front of the customers. the funniest part by far...some lil kid grabbed him by his ear and was spinnin him around in circles.
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I used to work at a marina and did the sewer pumpouts on boats....kid I worked with was trying to get something unstuck from the end of the hose and we turned the pumpout on in reverse and soaked him in shitwater....fucker tried to press charges LOL

lmao yall some mean muthafuckaz! i work at a karate school so pranks can get pretty deadly. we usually close around this time of the year for the holidays and to do general mantiance on the building. my boss was my dad and he thought it would be funny to change the front door locks while everyone was upstairs eating lunch, after he changed the lock a threw about 10 stink bombs in the lunch room and hualled ass out the back door (we have one that locks on the outsaide but not the inside and we rolled the trash can in front of the door. the guys ended up climbin out the fire escape and didnt come back to work til we reopened for the new year it was funny as hell!!!!

Get some ketchup packets and fold them in the middle. Then place them under the toilet seat. Whenever some sits down they squirt everywhere.

Should of figured that James would somehow work some DUDE BUTT into this thread... Originally posted by bagged85



o man thats good shit. i got a really good one. when some one is concentratin under the hood or what ever of a car and there ass crack hangs out, take a dime or what nickel and put in the fridge over nit and gently toss it in the slot. hours of fun ductapin people to lifts, puttin em in engine crates,big boxes, trucks lol we used to goof off alot at the ford dealership i used to work for.o almsot for got take a coolant or washer fluid jug, get a long valve stem, remove the core, and drill a hole in the cap and put the valve stem in it. jam it in the end of an air hose(w/ the air turned off to it) and slide it under a table or near were the suspect is workin and turn th air on. in a couple seconds, BOOOM funny as hell.