shop lackey torture

i'm an aircraft mechanic, and whenever we get new rookies from college to help us out, we would send them to the tool crib for "flight line" or left handed screwdrivers". One time we were refueling a plane and i sent a rookie to go get the keys to the plane. (there are no keys) man, he looked for hours and everyone he asked sent him somewhere different!

a co worker of mine put gear oil in all the drawers of my toolbox, so i welded his to the wall, drawers facing the wall...lol. he had to cut the 8 4in welds wiht a die grinder

a coworker of mine once put 15 pounds of steel shot in every drawer of my toolbox after i had safety-wired his toolbox and hid it in the airplane hangar.

One of my coworkers screwed with some of my stuff and to get even i hung his toolbox top and bottom boxes from a chain hoist stuck the chain on top of the box then hid all the ladders.

I broke a level one time and the liquid spilled out. So I sent my helper to get some bubbled water!!! Gone for 20 minutes lol

i was goin to school with this kid from lousiana and he was putting a body kit on his celica, he didn't know how to put it on without seeing the rivets or screws, so I sent him to go buy some "self-hiding" screws, he was gone for 2 hours looking for them

took the chains out of the tow truck, when the guy got to the car and realized it, he had to drive a half an hour to gat them, sent a guy to the parts house to get headlight fluid, meanwhile i called the three local parts houses and told them to tell him they were out of it, finnally, took the rotor out of the distributer of a guys chevy truck, one of the guys who thought he knew everything, took him a week to figure out what was wrong with it, that was after he replace the fuel pump because he thought it was that, the pump was in the tank.

my fav is scoring and water bottle with a razor blade and hooking up and air line and walk away from it i blows up and sounds like a bomb just went off. hahahahhahhahahahhahhahahhahahaha

I work at a restaurant at the airport and we have paper cups, we cut the bottom out of one cup and hid the cup in the big stack of cups, when the person went to fill up the cup he kept trying to fill it up and it wouldnt fill up it kept running out the bottom, i bet he wasted 3 gallons of coke trying to fill it up, he yelled "MAN THIS THING HOLDS ALOT!"

im glad i don't work with ou fuckers, thats some funny ass shit.