shop lackey torture

bouncy balls in the air hose is fun
take paper caps for the toy guns and clamp a vise down on them
a 6 volt coil on a door knob is fun
take a taser open it up. take a metal screen for a window cut it so there

i work in a resturaunt so we but sauce under door handles and i usually put a ruberband around the sprayer at the mop sink so when someone tries to fill a mop bucket they get drenched. oh and or employee bathroom you can remove the outside door handle so that whoever is in it cant get out. and we fart into the P.A. system from the office and watch the dining room look up to see where it came from.

u can also take the return hose (that fills the top of the toilet back up) and run it around the back of the lid, put the lid back on to hold it...if someone is pissin and the reach down the flush the toilet they get drenched...we used to do this all the time where i used to work, until one day a customer went in to use our bathroom

what's a lackey

I bought a sweet ass sling shot in mexico and shot my boss in the forhead with a wad of paper. I think it hurt cause he tryed to jump the desk and kill me.

i worked at a little mom & pop grocery store when i was 16. Well they had a hand truck (fork lift that you dont ride) and it was parked in front of the bathroom door. Well i thought it was in reverse, hit the throttle, it went forward caught the knob and ripped the whole door off the hinges. Well i jus sat it back up against the frame and the deli man came in to take a shit and pulled the whole door off. I just looked at him in shock and was like wtf did you just do man

When I worked as a stocker in a grocery store in high school we always did pranks on the new guys.We convinced them that we always steal ice cream from the walkin deep freeze. they get the back and we bolt for the door. Lock them in there, and shove a pallet of someting in front of it. Left them there for 30 minutes or so at -12 degrees

I also worked at a Distribution Center manually loading trucks (box by box, by hand)At break time a few of use would run into someone elses trailer, hide someone a few boxes back, then make it look like it was.They would get back from break and start loading again. They would go insane thinking they hear voices (or cat sounds, etc) then the guy would bust out and scare the crap out of them...

Originally posted by 86IsuzuPup



we had a potato gun at my friends house that wed fuck with from time to time, just shooting each other with rags and shit.

we then, of course being minitruckers, decided that the gas grill igniter wasnt throwing enough spark for us. so we used a spark plug and a coil off of a parts truck we had. GODDAMN!! that shit is nuts!!

So thats where my spare coil went......... j/k.. it was worth it.. when we took old brass fittings and wrapped shop wrags around them and shot the van? and then over the trees and accross the street? ahhh memories.MulletABSOLUT MINIS

o man thats good shit. i got a really good one. when some one is concentratin under the hood or what ever of a car and there ass crack hangs out, take a dime or what nickel and put in the fridge over nit and gently toss it in the slot. hours of fun ductapin people to lifts, puttin em in engine crates,big boxes, trucks lol we used to goof off alot at the ford dealership i used to work for.o almsot for got take a coolant or washer fluid jug, get a long valve stem, remove the core, and drill a hole in the cap and put the valve stem in it. jam it in the end of an air hose(w/ the air turned off to it) and slide it under a table or near were the suspect is workin and turn th air on. in a couple seconds, BOOOM funny as hell.

who can forget saran wrap?? thats always a good one for the noobs.