gotta love animals in the road

flew head first** sorry didnt make sense.

Never seen a bird fly backwards before... LOL!!! Just messin' with ya... I had to...

I was driving out to jakes (silvertaco) for a 4th party in Hooper, my hyro'd hardbody. This was before I added the accumulators, so it rode like crap unless almost all the way down and riding on the barely turned torsions.

Jake lived all the way out in bumfuck, and I was stuck behind a blazer on a county road. It was too close to the turnoff to worry about passing, but far enough away that I was tsill bitching about doing 5 under the speed limit.

The blazer takes a sudden juke to the left, just a subtle swerve, and I see a DEAD RACCON in the road, and I have no time to turn. I drag him a good 300 ft before I find the up swtch, and he tumbles out from under the truck making all kinds of sick thumping and crunching noises along the way. In my mirror, only about 40% came out than went in, so I knew it was going to be grisly.

I had to park waaay away from the festivities; there arent many car washes in east bumfuck and the July weather wasnt making the dead racoon smell any more appealing. I washed 60% of the racoon off later, hoarking and puking while I did it.

This is what happens when you are driving behind an 18 wheeler on a country road and you accidently run over a racoon because you are riding so low you dont have enough time to raise your shit up Racoons

i was driving back from aclub meeting following this guy joe and a opposum or racoon had recently taken his roll pan off well were cruising down a country road and all of a sudden this opposum flies from where his rollpan used to be (ineresting side note: i could clearly see the horror on its face and watched it flail its arms before it slid under my truck) i thought it was gonna hit my winsheild but he managed to go right under my bumper and hit my exhaust crossmember with a loud thud and a dragging sound so i hit my up switch and saw all the pieces fly out from under my truck

my girlfriend also hit an entire family or racoons at once around a turn in her jetta
and my room mate brie smashed a chicken doing seventy it looked like an exploding feather pillow

i hit a deer in my first ram 50 which was a shit box and as you guys that have em know they like to rust out above the wheel wells in the rear. i was coming home from an indoor lacrosse gam and it was foggy and i had some ass in a rodeo riding my ass...so im driving along main street in my town and then all of a sudden a deer steps off the sidewalk and out of the fog and looks directly at my passenger side headlight and then as i hit it it flopped over ont he side of my truck and knocked my mirror off, dented my door and ripped a huge chunk of skin off on the wheel well rust. After he fell off of my truck the ass hat behind me hit him because he was riding my ass so close he couldnt react but i thought it was great seeing his headlights bounce up like some giant speed bump.

Almost a year ago I was driving past a deer when it decided to start running and ran right into the quarter of my car. Confused the shit out of me considering he was on the other side of the road and ran at my car. That happened on a Friday night on my way to HIN, and that Monday I was leaving for work at about 6am and I pulled out of my road onto the main road and a deer ran down a steep hill into the same spot the other one had it. It was like dashavoo(sp). The first one gave me a nice dinger, but the second one didnt do anything it was little.

armadillo at 65mph, i was about an inch off the ground

I had an oldschool Ranger once. I hit a buzzard doing like 60 and it went right into the grill. It cost me a radiator and grill. The worst part is if you don't know (cause your a retard if you don't) buzzards eat dead things. The smell was terrible for months.