gotta love animals in the road

lets here some stories about animals you have hit in the road



i hit a racoon once had to of drug him for about 200 feet and come to find out when i rebuilt the truck this winter i have some bones in my front crossmember

Car washes DO take skunks hide off roll pans, BUT it takes TIME for the smell to go away!!!!! LOL!!!

one day i was driving and i was like, hmmm, i haven't hit any animals yet in the two years i have been driving, then literally like two seconds later i smashed a racoon. he fucked up my record, that dickhead.

I tried to see how long i could drag what i thought was a squirl...got about 2 miles down the road and discovered it was a skunk but not before it melted around my exhaust...that smell didnt come out for like 2 months.....heh and try to pick up chicks in a cool truck that smells like rotten asshole doesnt work too well

With my brand new "one-off" grant kustoms front bumper hit a fucking dog. that rat basterd.

i was coming home from the girlfriend's house at like 3am and was heading down this little 2 lane road when the biggest racoon ever ran out in the road. after he cracked my front bumper he went into the wheelwell where he ripped it out basically. i had to turn around and go throw my wheelwell in the trunk to get it home.

I was driving to dinner with my girl the other night and this caddy in front of my launched a turtle in the air. It landed in front of me. I barley missed him. Then about 2 miles down the road I hit a squirrel that was dodging the same caddy.

No long after I started driving I got hit BY a dog. One dog was chasing another one. The first one ran in front of me, and got creamed by a 4x4 in the other lane and the chase dog slammed into the side of my car. The second dog lived, but he was knocked the f*** out.

Edited: 9/12/2005 1:46:52 PM by RDS KUSTOMZ

hit many animals but the wierdest was i hit a raccoon the size of a small horse lol but didnt damage anything

nastiest... i was dragging along and there was a opossum sp? that had been baking for a day or so in the sun...scattered crap everywhere possum parts wedged on top of my exhaust crossover pipe and stunk for weeks it seemed like even after i cleaned it offhad half a jaw with teeth sitting on my lower control arm lol and the roll pan had a fur lining on the back side....some gross shit lolanother good one...i was driving my dads truck back in the day and a big ass black dog ran out in front of me and took out the front plate and bracket....had to go back and get the plate which was covered in dog crap and etc. "stuff" lol

i nailed a skunk with my engine crossmember about 1" off the ground ..... had to pull over my eyes were watered up so bad

i had a seagul drop out of no where once and full head first full bore into my wiper cowel, ripped off a wiper arm and cracked my windshield, the bottom half of his beak was stuck in the wiper cowel, he was laying in the road suffering, so i ran him over. little fucker cost me a cowel, windshield and wiper arm. it scared the fuck out of me i didnt know what happened i just see this white thing coming right for my face.