my pet savanna monitor

Thats pretty crazy that they can ship snakes. Is that safe? Lol.

YEAH, THATS HOW THEY MADE THE MUTHA FU*&IN MOVIE SNAKES. WITH MUTHA FU*&IN SAMUEL L. JACKSON. LOL....THERE WAS A CLIP ON JAY LENO WHERE HES SAYS SOMETHIN ALONG THE LINES OF "MUTHA FU*&IN SNAKES ON A PLANE", THEY MADE A CLIP ON THE NEXT NIGHT WITH HIM LIKE REPEATING IT IN EVERY SENTENCE. LOL. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

NO I CANT STOP YELLIN THATS HOW I TALK!!

SAMUEL JACKSON, IT'LL HAVE YOU FUCKING FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME!

i type in all caps sometimes because i forget to turn caps lock off and by the time i realize it im too lazy to re-type it. i work for an architect drafting custom homes and comercial buildings and all the notation done on the drawings have to be in upper case.

Dude!! Is that a harmonic balancer in your ear??? lol

-Harmonic balancer...

no shit, thats a big fuckin hole. cool beast tho, i've got one of those little bity turtles from the beach, but he didnt die, so he's like five years old and huge. he's in a 55 gallon.

hahah no, thoise are my little plugs... inch and 1/8
usually wear inch and a half.. but those are my work ones...