IM Fest 2k5

WTF I dont have an easy job. I just take MANY breaks to talk to my ranger fellas

what do you do there other then talk on aim?

i'm guessing twiddle her thumbs and flirt with the stock boys....

whose stock?

I am a Contracts Assistant. I make sure that everything for our contracts is being signed and finalized on time. I aim ranger boys every time I get a break (every other 10 minute time frame). I keep everyone around there up to date about whats due and what needs to go out. I send out letters to our customers with documents they request. I have many other duties but I am done boring you all. thank you and fucking have a great fuckin day bass-turds!

just kidding. I dont give a fuck you guys think I slack off, your just jealous you cant slack off the way I do at your own jobs.

I slack off the most, being unemplyoed and all....hmmm, I think I"ll go shave my tailgate...nah, I'll go eat me some capt'n crunch and go back to sleep...yeah, that's the ticket.

cap'n crunch is the shiznit! next to cinnamon toast crunch of course...

well since you have the day off my truck could use a good cleanin. So get off your lazy ass get to Orlando ASAP and do it beotch! he he he

SLACKER!

nah I love cookie crisp. or coco puffs. or the reeses cereal!

mmm...cookie crisp and cocoa puffs are good too...ok i admit it i can live off of cereal! haha, i know this cuz i have been since i moved out! hahaha!