Off Topic....

Chop top for sure. Body drop would be cutting her legs off...

Which reminds me of a joke. What do you call a mexican lady with no legs?

Lol idk but i wanna know now.

Cuntswaylow

Omfg i literally busted out laughing, my gf was like wtf is so funny, all i could get out is cuntswaylow lol omg in tears hahha, you just made my night.

No elongated wooden seats at Home Depot !!! I got one there 15 years ago, need to enjoy the crap !!!

Maybe Lowe's, Ace, or Internet !!!

Get some desert Ironwood, and carve your own throne! Be a man!!

Next you will be telling us how a cajun holds her licker.
Or what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.

I have a brother-in-law that is in a Scottish band.......on the drumline........he wears a kilt! I asked him if he'd ever forgotten to wear his underwear.........he replied, "What's that?"

Now you know why they never sit down when performing!

And the number one answer is:
Lipstick,. . . . . . if he's lucky!

He He! I'll have to ask him that when I see him again!