DONT DRINK THE WATER.... YOU'LL GROW BOOBS

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DONT DRINK THE WATER.... YOU'LL GROW BOOBS
mazdaman82 avatar
mazdaman82
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ok so i was at wal-mart today and seen this really hot girl right, i mean really hot,she had the whole D cups, tight butt, long hair,smooth skin,hot hot hot, and yes i was looking, and was witching her most of the time as we where going the same way around the store.... well i was really just following her to look at her butt more,but just as i was about to make the next corner and start up the game and talk to her she calls out to her... MOM!!!!rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt.....wait .WHAT YOUR NOT,YOU MEAN,OH SHIT...... she asked her mom if she could get some thing and her mom was like your only 14 and cant have that yet...........runaway as fast as you can

ok first off, holy shit, when did little girls get boobs, when i was in school they didn't have boobs yet at 14 and damn sure didn't look like they where in there late 20's, now i'm not a perv and damn sure dont want to be thought of as one, i have a 3 year old girl but if this is what is going to happen... shit im puting her the basement and locking that sucker up,
im 27 and when i shave shit i look like im freakin 12, what is up with the whole girls looking older then they are, haveing things befor they know what to do with them......they make it hard for guys like me who have be out of the game for over 8 years
90-b22dawg [andrew] avatar
90-b22dawg [andrew]
+1y
its all the growth hormones and steroids that companies use in foods to speed up the products production. its crazy, i have had this happen to me a few times. see a hot chick, shes got the bubble ass and nice big boobies, looking like mids 20s, only to find out shes in her teens or younger then i was expecting. your right run away fast lol. and keep the daughter locked up at home!!!
will avatar
will
+1y
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or for the real pervs
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Have your choice ahahahaah.
90-b22dawg [andrew] avatar
90-b22dawg [andrew]
+1y
sorry will but both of those girls look young in the face.....
will avatar
will
+1y
thats not the point. haha
91 b2600i avatar
91 b2600i
+1y
both girls look close to 18.lol yeah ill walk through the mall and a couple of stores down im like yeah a hot chick then she starts gettin closer and im like ahhhh run away shes way too far under age. but its not as bad on me cuz im 19.lol so i can still holla at some of the highschool girls before its too far.lol
will avatar
will
+1y
Yeah I'm 19 also, but are Governor here in CT changed sex to 16. Ha. I don't like the change just because now young girls can be used, but hey what are you going to do.
maztang (ryan) avatar
maztang (ryan)
+1y
i hear ya on locking the kids up bro, i have 3 daughters. and yes i have started buying guns. i have a pump action pistol grip 18 1/2" barrell mossberg 12 gauge, a ruger 10/22 and when i get home i am buying an xd45 and a remington 270 with a 50 mm scope! hahahaha i may even buy the taurus judge, it shoots 410 rounds and 45 rounds! i will be like that country song...i will still be cleaning this gun when you get home. hahaha
mazdaman82 avatar
mazdaman82
+1y



lmao...... hahahaha hell ya thats going to me too........look boy you like your fingers....then dont put them on my daughter....as im loading the gun......... you got me
slammed83mazda avatar
slammed83mazda
+1y
Lol, My girlfriends little brother is 15 and he's always bringing around girls like this. I'm like WTF how old are they 14-15. Holy shit, tits were non existent when I was in middle school. Only kind of girls that had tits in middle school were the fat girls and teachers.