So what's it feel like to be raped? Answer inside.

Not good at all. That's how it feels. I'm still in shock, not really fully comprehending.
I didn't actually physically get raped, but the last 2 days has just had their way with me. I'll just make an outline instead of a story.

Day one.
Welder burns up a relay right after I recieve an order for products.
Blizzard. 2-3 ft deep.
Go to co-op to get gas, to go get relay. Closed. Get neon stuck.
Walk home, get big chevy truck. get big chevy truck stuck. break fan belt, overheat truck.
Dig at neon, get unstuck. stuck. unstuck. stuck. unstuck. stuck. unstuck. drive neon home, get water for truck.
drive neon back to truck, water truck, drive truck home.
walk back and get neon. stuck. unstuck. stuck. unstuck. get neon home, park it.

Day two.
neon won't start. frozen gas lines. thaw with propane torch. now running on fumes.
take neon #2 to co-op to get gas. still closed.
take #2 home, jump fuel pump relay, pump gas from #2 to put enough in #1 to get to the next town to get gas.
get air in low rear tire. head out of town.
tread on front tire separating and flapping, change with spare fullzise in the trunk.
go back home to put air in spare. head back out. get gas. go to columbus, get relay, head back home. turn onto I road, 8 miles from home, grenade diff pin. (with wife and kids in car, freezing windy weather) Call sherriff, get ride home to get #2 and tow #1 home.
oh, schitz, the key for #2 is 8 miles away on the key ring in #1, keeping wife warm.
Now stranded, 8 miles from the rest of my family, which is also stranded.
Fabricate lock pick from key ring, pick ignition on #2, go to start, click. dead battery.
Cables are 8 miles away in #1. grab battery from truck, 4 vise grips, and 2 pieces of wire, fabricate jumper cables. start car. tack on headlights. (#2 has no front end whatsoever).
head out to get wife, kids, and #1. break tow rope. get #1 stuck. break tow rope again. get #1 stuck again. Finally get home.

Could be worse, though. gotta keep a positive outlook. It always gets better.

i feel raped just reading all of that. goodluck with the next couple of days man haha.







-justin

I think my bunghole feels a little tender after reading that.

That is some shitty luck dude.

man what gives????

not to jack your thread bro, but i am right there with you. i am at a small fob in afghanistan. all i have heard for the last month is that it is supposed to snow. it has not snowed once, not until the day that i am supposed to leave for vacation and be home for my 2 oldest daughters b-day party. i was supposed to leave out on wednesday morning and here it is thursday evening out here and i probably won't get out tomorrow either. which means that i will be very luck to make it home by sunday for their birthday party. as long as i make it home for christmas i will be good.

good luck with everything bro.

That's a crappy day, but I can't help but laugh. Knowing you helps, I can hear you telling me about this and getting mad and laughing at the same time. Didn't your neon gernade the diff once before (last winter?), or was that different neon that I'm thinking of?

DANG MAN THAT SUCKS.

It could technically be called a crappy 4 days.
monday I had diarhhea/vomiting, then there was this crap, now I'm back down with diarhhea/vomiting AGAIN.
The tranny prob you're thinking of, kenny, is when the clutches in the car's old atx trans melted together.

damn dude sounds rough stick in there it will buff out