so this jerk...

i got the truck sittin at work with a forsale sign on it. $450 for it. its got its issues. this guy comes up and asks how much? i say $400 without the cap. he wants to look at the motor. he sees the weber and pacesetter. then sez "well no wonder its a piece of ****! you took out everything to make it run right!"
me: "what are you talkin about?"
him: "you took out all the electronics and vaccum lines. it wont run without that you idiot. things a f'n disaster. a damn train wreck. your an idiot!! i'll give you $300"
i sed, "i know what i'm doin, the truck ran fine after the carb and header. that was the whole point of puttin them on to git rid of all the vaccum and electrical."

kept nit-pickin... where's the rest of the interior? where's the handles? wheres the airbags? you shouldn't have touched this damn truck, i'll be back tomorrow with 250 bux.

i just dropped the hood and sed 'f**k you, i'll scrap the truck"

so me and my friends towed it home tonite. guy thinks he's gittin the truck tomorrow he's dead wrong.

sorry i hate people that think they're smarter than me and wanna git cocky about it and jew me down. you aint gonna find something great for $400.

I would have said "$250? That is a good down payment fuck face. No go douche your ass and let me continue to screw up this truck." Would have been priceless.

i will give you $251.78 and a snickers bar for it!

Ohhh...Snap... Make it an ice cream snickers bar (they are WAY good). LOL Hell I know how to get it. Hey I got a Keg of Natty light.....wanna trade. LOL

yup, I definetly would have turned up the asshole-o-meter on that dickhead.

Wow what a moron. I cant believe someone would do that. I find it really amusing for some reason though that he thought you took the airbags out. What a big bag of douche.

They never even had airbags!

Dude I was with you on this until the jew comment. . .

Personally, when someone pulls that kind of thing on me. . .when I start out with what is a middle of the road price. . .and I do my research first. . .

And it is obvious that the buyer uses manipulation and emotional appeals like the one you are describing. . .

Whatever he undercuts you at. . .add that amount to your original price. . .as the work in nogotiating has just resulted in your needing to get more money out of the work in process.

make it a keg of bud light and you gots a deal! hahahahaha

yeah the boss at the shop was standin there and shakin his head. "man i can't believe you kept your cool" i sed yeah.. he's just a d!ck. i could care less.

Wow.I would have lost it.What a moron