You think your job is bad???

My job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she if pretty friggin hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean d**k, because the boss keeps her around.

The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career opportunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think she is a lesbian, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.

Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look at this HUGE FUCKING DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.

Anyways, I drive these 'tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

nice, kinda sounds like scooby doo and the mystery gang

stoners are cool cause you can mess with them and they dont give a rip..punn intended
hot dumb chicks are cool to look at but give you a migrain if you try talking to them
as far as the lesbian thats a plus next time you go by home depot have her build you a deck

wait man... lesbians suck. there a waist of a woman(technically 2). im a participator...not a spectator!!

waste*** wow!

lmao okay freddie whatever you say

This thread made me LOL.

I kinda feel bad for you. So what exactly do you do to have this strange group?

Rut Ro Scooby...... LOL Awesome little story. I was like what the heck do you do at first.

You're not exactly the best yourself there Mr. Fred Jones. Rather bossy and trying to come up with elaborate traps knowing you have clumsy stoners in the group likely to set them off by not paying attention. You always split up the stoner and his dog away from the group allowing them to make a mess. And you're always hitting on this "wanna be super model".

Hell, you often tell people to "split up and search for clues" before you even know what you're looking for!