Im sure the wife will say something about this..

lol, so why is it on the tv???

have no need for it right now. and it seems to be the safest spot in the house.

Yeah, that's probably true. Laying it on the floor is just inviting someone to step on it and all of its plastic glory. Crackkkk, crunch.......NOOOO.

Just an update it has been moved.. to the trash.. i was going to primer it and it had a shit load of cracks...