I edited this one.... could have been taken the wrong way by some people...
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Why don't they let blind people sky dive?
It scares the Hell out of the dog
Alright: So me, idropdit, & p3earlB2200 are riding on our way out on a lil vacation to a show somewhere. We get out in the middle of nowhere and the truck breaks down. We tried to fix it, but couldnt find the problem. Tried callin for help, but nobody had service; so we figured we'd start walkin to try to find a phone, town, house, anything. We walk out a piece and we see a house off in the distance. We walk up to the house and talk to the man staying there. He offers us his home for the nite, and says he'll try to help us get on our way in the mornin under 1 condition...dont mess with his daughter. So we go downstairs to eat and there is this fine young thing walkin out of the kitchen comin to eat. I'm like damn, i hope that aint his daughter. But sure enough, it was. Later that evening, i kept thinkin bout her so i snook out to her room and got to know her real good. Came back, and was like damn idropdit, u gotta get u some of that. So idropdit keeps thinkin bout her & thinkin bout her so he goes up there beats it down & comes back. He's like damn p3earlB2200, u dont know what ur missin man. So p3earlB2200 sneaks out and goes to show her the magic stick. The next mornin we wake up and he's standin in the room wit a shotgun and tells us to get up. We walk outside to the field and he says i told u boys not to mess wit my daughter. so i want you all to go out there & bring me back 10 different fruits each. we look confused but then take off. so i make it back 1st wit 10 grapes. he says alright, now shove em up ur ass and if u laugh, smile, cry or anything i'll blow ur head off. so i start on the 1st one and i'm like **** this. BOOM! i'm dead. then idropdit makes it back wit 10 plumbs. he tells him the same thing , idropdit makes it all the way to 9 plumbs & starts laughin, BOOM! he's dead. so we meet up in heaven and i'm like idropdit man, what happened man u made it all the way to 9 y didnt u jus take the 1 more? he said i couldnt help it man, i saw p3earlB2200 runnin around the corner wit pineapples.
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Complete set of encyclopedias. No longer needed. Got married.. B!tch fu#kin knows it all.
This couple are having sex and the guy says "this time I want to cum in your ear", so the girl's like "hell no, if you cum in my ear I'll go deaf", and the guy replies, "no you wont, I cum in your mouth all the time but you don't shut the f*** up".
love story between ralph and edna
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both
patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, considering her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, I am very sorry to tell you,Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's gone.
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?
Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is ****ing her.
Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.
Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?
A. Better traction in the mud.