i thought this was pretty funny

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i thought this was pretty funny
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Top 9 Olympic Commentary Quotes


Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator:
'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator:
'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since
I
once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:
'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst:
'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none
of
them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer:
'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again.'

6. Basketball analyst:
'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see
it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:
'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator:
'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the
field.'

9. Tennis commentator:
'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final
round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what
have I just said?'
dropped90(justin)'s avatar
dropped90(justin)
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thats funny






-justin
jmzcustomz (jeff)'s avatar
jmzcustomz (jeff)
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You thought right. That my friend is pretty darn funny. I would love to have seen the tennis one. I bet the person turned beet red.
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sleepyspeed
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lol! that is awesome the things people say without thinking about it
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elbine69
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hahaha good stuff
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at dusk
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i give this a passing grade.. its pretty damn funny
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crazymikey
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lol those were great!