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Linn I bann you for selling one of the baddest mazdas on here.

I ban you for that possibly offensive remark that I may or may not be able to prove in a court of your Beers that you might have quite possibly not made.

I ban you for not being on here when I ban you.

I ban you for having more status points than me

I ban you for having a name that starts with a vowel and for not knowing I'm a big timer.